A Valentine's Ad

I opened the Arizona Republic on Tuesday and saw this full page ad. I read it twice, before I decided it just HAD to be shared with all of you.

This is not what got my attention first, but I wanted to share

what I should have seen first

Attention All Romeos

Valentine Tips From Your Friends at 99¢ Only Store

This is what I saw first and then did a double take:

Colon Cleanse? Condoms?

I looked at the pictures before the words Bad Choice

Chili Beans? Gas Relief?

Enema? Pregnancy Test?

Why do I look at the left side of the paper first?

Bad Choices? I guess!

Here is the list of Good Choices:

Whipped Cream? Condoms?

And all for the low price of 99¢ each!

If you haven't purchased a valentine gift for your special someone,

I would recommend a store other than  99¢ store!

Happy Valentine's Day!